My existential wail from the other week came because I couldn't get to Warwick. I don't think anyone's missed out on Warwick before and wondered if life is worth living; perhaps Charles I during the Civil War, but that's about it. It was actually the second time I'd tried to visit the town and failed. I'd booked a trip a couple of years ago and then, for reasons I can't remember - probably brain related - I'd not gone in the end. But here I was, at Warwick Parkway, finally!
Totally worth it, I'm sure you'll agree.
Actually, I'm being unfair. Warwick Parkway has a multi-storey car park, and I have, in recent years, become radicalised when it comes to multi-storey car parks. I've become radicalised about quite a lot of things to do with urban planning, mainly since I wandered around the suburbs of Amsterdam and Stockholm. It really underlined to me that things could actually be better. Now I'm violently pro segregated cycle lanes (segregated with concrete barriers so they're a route all of their own, not a piddly bit of paint that everyone ignores), I'm vociferously for increased density and constructing apartment blocks and residences above retail premises, and I'm a strong advocate for multi-storey car parks. If you must have hundreds of parking spaces somewhere - and you do actually need them in a lot of places - then why are we allowing acres and acres of good land to be taken up with concrete spaces, only half of which will get used most of the time? More multi-storeys, that's the answer. Less land, more parking, and actually more secure too because there's only one or two ways in or out so they can be better monitored. In 2025, there is no excuse for Tesco to build a superstore surrounded by tarmac.
Having said all that, Warwick Parkway wasn't actually built with decks of parking. As you ride into the station from Birmingham you can see all the open air spaces it was originally given, spread either side of the road and now looking distinctly overgrown. They still exist as overflow but now the mult-storey's there, right next to the station, nobody bothers with them.
It's not a looker, but it gets the job done, helping to spread the load from the tiny main Warwick station. It also has a distinctive station totem which I'm afraid I'm going to file under "style over substance". It's an interesting shape, but look how tiny the writing is for the station name; surely you could've spread it over two lines so it was more prominent?
I walked under the railway bridge, past the entrance to the unattractively named Stanks Farm, and to the edge of the village of Hampton Magna. Those of us who've watched a lot of low-brow 1970s sitcoms will know that Hampton is Cockney rhyming slang (Hampton Wick = dick), and Hampton Magna sounds like a Latin teacher trying to boast about his attributes to the games mistress without letting on to the kids.
I'd had a choice of two ways into Warwick proper from Parkway station. Heading north would've taken me to the Grand Union Canal, skirting the top of the town centre, while the southern route was across the fields and directly into Warwick. I'd chosen the latter. There's been enough towpath walks on this blog, to be frank, and it had been a while since I'd been for a proper walk in the country. I fancied a hike across open land, taking in the sights and sounds.
I scaled a stile and followed a well-worn dog walker track between the agricultural land and the rear of the village houses. The owners of the homes had split their back vistas into one of two categories. Some enthusiastically enjoyed the wide open views of the fields, with low fences and balconies and terraces. One had various road signs over the side fences, really embracing the "outdoor room" concept. The other category were the security conscious, or perhaps, paranoid, who looked at that footpath as an easy way for burglars to get into their home to steal their Faberge eggs and bone china. These people erected high fences, some with makeshift anti-intruder spikes on the top, and had thickets of thorny bushes between me and their back lawns.
The morning rain hadn't muddied the ground too much, enough to soften my walk a little, though there was also thick tough grass holding the path together. At a division between acres, the path sank down. One of the trees had fallen in a storm, covering the stile to the next field with a canopy of branches, creating a tiny nest.
I love these hollows in woods and forests, tucked away spaces you can hide in. Aged eleven or twelve, my friends Sanjay and Neil and I would go to the fields near our house to our "base", a gap in the trees you slid down a slope to reach. Thinking about it as an adult, it was clearly a generational space, subtly passed on from one group of adventuring children to the next, each of them thinking it was their secret. We would hide out in there after school, doing nothing, talking, making "traps" that never worked, reveling in our tiny separate universe.
One day we went there and found torn up pages from a porno magazine scattered across it - Actual Hedge Porn. Dumped there by teenagers who probably moved in when we went to watch Neighbours and eat our dinner, it felt like a violation; our base wasn't the protected home we thought it was. We cleared away the Hedge Porn (loudly expressing absolute disgust throughout; two of the three of us unsurprisingly turned out to be homosexuals) and tried to get on with things but it was never the same again. Our sanctuary was ruined.
(A few years later, we'd return to the same base as older teens with some cider and playing cards and spoiled it for whatever eleven year old was using it at that point. Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose).
Warwick is bypassed by the busy A46, a dual carriageway that runs from the M40 to the M6 via Coventry. It's unsurprisingly a busy through route and I wondered how my footpath would cross it. The Ordnance Survey map had been vague about it, not showing a footbridge, so I assumed it would be an underpass. I hoped it wasn't full of rubbish, or waterlogged. I didn't fancy wading through inches of water.
I was in luck. There wasn't an underpass. There wasn't anything, in fact.
To get to the other side I was going to have to chuck myself across four lanes of traffic traveling at seventy miles an hour. Memories of Frogger, and particularly, Frogger being squished under the wheels of an HGV, bounced around inside my head. I hovered at the edge and then, spotting a break in the traffic, I made it across to the central reservation. There wasn't a gap for pedestrians, so after an inelegant scramble (legs going higher than they have since my days in the can-can chorus line) I was on the other side and readying myself for another dash. I mistimed this one, with one car going faster than I thought, and I practically jumped into the bushes on the far side. A small yellow arrow on a post pointed the way forward, almost sarcastically I thought, a sort of and after all that effort, this is all you have to look forward to.
These were grazing areas, a metal feeding trough empty in the centre, the ground rough and untended. The animals were presumably still in the sheds at this time of year, ready to be sent out with their newly-born young once the worst weather was behind them.
My main reason for picking this route over the canal path was this way took me over the racecourse. The footpath carries you straight over the track, into the central island, and then back over the track again at the far side. I liked the small, proletariat rebellion of walking on this privatised space, usually reserved for money. It's like when I take a route across a golf course and enjoy the irritated looks from men in bad polo shirts for violating their links.
I'm not really sure how I feel about horse racing as a sport. The Grand National is this week and Liverpool is in its usual excited state about the event. I'm pretty sure one in every five items purchased on Merseyside in the next few days will be worn on Ladies' Day. Watching a race, and placing a small bet, is exciting, and can be a fun afternoon out.
On the other hand, horses die in these races, and I'm not sure any animal should die for the amusement of humans. Betting is a terrible scourge that has ruined lives, and having been on the train back from Chester during the Races, I can safely say that most of the people who attend do so mainly for the bar and not so much the thrill of the game. It's tricky for me. In my usual woolly way I have compromised by not betting on the Grand National or watching it but also not actively opposing it in any way.
The centre of the racecourse - the Lammas Field - was popular with joggers and dog walkers. One man entered with an excitable spaniel who immediately ran off into the distance. "Tiger!" yelled his owner. "Tiger! Tiger! Tiger!". There was no sign of the dog, who'd vanished into a copse, so he broke out a whistle and blew on it a few times. Still no sign of the spaniel. Finally, entirely of its own accord, he broke cover and ran back to his owner, who gave him a treat for eventually coming to heel. I'm not sure anything was learnt that day.
Netting surrounded the very middle of the space, and signs told me this was to protect ground-nesting birds. Apparently the Lammas Field was a popular spot for skylarks and zoning an area for them resulted in a significant rise in their numbers. I have to admit I take a certain Darwinist perspective on this. You're a skylark; you can literally fly. Why on earth are you putting your precious young on the ground where there are thousands of predators? Loads of other birds have managed to build their nests in trees and high spaces. If you're so thick that you put your eggs in the way of foxes and cats and snakes then frankly, maybe you deserve to go extinct. Still, judging by the noises emanating from behind the fencing, the plan was working. The air was filled with the squeaks and squawks of hungry baby birds.
At the far side, three Asian tourists were excitedly watching a robot water the racetrack. I ducked under the barriers and left, finally reaching the town itself. Warwick is an extremely historic town, occupied continuously since Saxon times, so obviously I was excited to see an ancient relic preserved for everyone to enjoy.
I carried on, past a statue to the boxer Randolph Turpin, who I'd never heard of but who apparently had the nickname "Licker". Do with that what you will. The plaque on the statue recorded that he was Middleweight Champion of the World, 1951, and yes, that is a very short reign. He got the title by beating Sugar Ray Robinson, but their contract specified that Robinson could have a return match if he lost, which he did two months later. Turpin promptly lost.
There's something very British about putting up a statue to someone whose notable sporting achievement was basically one match. It's like lauding Scott of the Antarctic or the orchestra playing on the Titanic as it went down; victory isn't necessarily what we celebrate. We cling to our heroes where we can get them. (Incidentally Turpin's post-boxing life is quite depressing so I'd really recommend not reading up on it if you want to stay jolly).
Instead I looped back to the High Street, and from there to the Market Square again. The busker was in the process of being moved on by a Police Community Support Officer. He objected loudly in a strong Eastern European accent: "but what harm am I doing? I am just making music! People like it!"
The plastic policeman was unmoved. "Busking is not allowed here," he repeated, over and over, nudging the man to wrap up his belongings faster. Tory, I thought. I headed indoors for a break.
It's another reminder that I really don't like Chiltern Railways, once again for inverted snobbery reasons. It's funny how quickly I turn into Citizen Smith when I'm among the moneyed set. I was glad to be getting a train back to the People's Republic of Merseyside, where I belonged. Not one of the common bits, mind. I have standards.
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