Plus, it takes ages. I finally stepped onto the platform at Hagley a full three hours after I'd arrived at Lime Street. I could've got to London in that time. Instead I was in a small village on the edge of Worcestershire.
The road petered out into nothing. Houses thinned, and a cul-de-sac sign appeared to let me know it was a dead end. A couple walked together, holding hands, and a jogger with shorts over those athletic pants that I'm sure have some sort of highly technical name but I just think of as "tights, but for men".
I turned off the road and down a well-trodden footpath running between fields. This was part of a long distance footpath called "The Monarch's Way", following the route the future Charles II took after he fled the final battle of the Civil War. He was heading for the coast so he could flee into exile, but at the start, after the Battle of Worcester, he headed north. I'm guessing he was a bit confused after all the fighting and let's be honest, they didn't have the Ordnance Survey and GPS in those days. I liked the idea of him turning up in Dudley and trying to hire a boat to France, only to have it politely explained to him that he was several hundred miles off course.
Her husband hastily added, "It's not our dog," which raised questions I wasn't brave enough to ask. I imagined they'd had enough for a neighbour's ill-disciplined mutt, and snuck it out every day to try and get a bit of training into it. I didn't say anything of course, because I am a socially awkward idiot. Instead I smiled and walked on, round the back of some farmhouses. There was a wheely bin pen and the owners had put up a sign barring dog owners from putting their bags of mess in them, which seemed a bit tight to me. Rather that than dangling the bag off a passing tree.
The path was rough and torn up by bikes and horses and dogs but the chill meant I perched on the tops, crunching along, feeling the ruts beneath the soles of my feet. It was almost a dance, a delicate movement over the surface, hovering. I hit a proper road and the sudden tarmac felt strange after the path. Over a bridge, under a railway bridge, and I was on the outskirts of Churchill. Again, I turned away from the populated parts and disappeared onto a back path.
It's not real hiking. It's very much the soft handed, suburban version of rambling. I wasn't striking out across wild countryside, just taking short cuts behind houses and across farmer's land. But it felt good to do. I'd been trapped inside for far too long, I realised. I needed to have a bit of outdoors time. A bit of solitary walking with nobody else around to interrupt my thoughts.
Of course, in England, you're never far from civilisation, and the trail soon ended up on an A road. I walked along the side of it while trucks and cars sped by, putting their foot down to enjoy the national speed limit after pootling through a village.
Blakedown is on the Snow Hill lines, which means you can get a train from here as far as Stratford-upon-Avon. It also means they have extremely long announcements. The announcer robot started listing the stations the train called at while it came into the platform, and was still listing them when it was long gone. If you were headed for The Lakes and didn't know it was a request stop, sorry, that bit was said after you'd already boarded.
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Hagley is very walkable to the industrial midlands, but imagines itself to be deeply rural and genteel.
I suppose you could go via Manchester every now and then just for a change.
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