Merseyrail: never afraid to state the obvious.
Oh it gets better... Have you seen yet the new signs they've painted on the inside of the doors? "Mind the Gap", "Careful, it's a big jump down!" and so on. There's soon to be no inch of the carriage and platform with no safety notice!
My favourites are the signs sayingPASSENGER EMERGENCY ALARMlocated at opposite doorandFIRE EXTINGUISHERlocated at end of carriageby which they meanPASSENGER EMERGENCY ALARM not near this signandFIRE EXTINGUISHER located elsewhere
Merseyrail: never afraid to state the obvious.
Oh it gets better... Have you seen yet the new signs they've painted on the inside of the doors? "Mind the Gap", "Careful, it's a big jump down!" and so on. There's soon to be no inch of the carriage and platform with no safety notice!
ReplyDeleteMy favourites are the signs saying
ReplyDeletePASSENGER EMERGENCY ALARM
located at opposite door
and
FIRE EXTINGUISHER
located at end of carriage
by which they mean
PASSENGER EMERGENCY ALARM
not near this sign
and
FIRE EXTINGUISHER
located elsewhere